Brokeback Mountain Dew?

I don't know about you but I thought it awfully decent of Ang Lee to make these shopping lists public knowledge...

WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whisky

WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Southern Comfort

WEEK THREE
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 6 bottles best Sauvignon
* 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
* Pink Fir Apple potatoes
* Thick whipping cream
* Organic Eggs
* Spanish Lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed Walnuts
* Clarified Butter
* Extra Virgin Olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 6 yards white silk organdie
* 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco